Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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