You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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