He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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