That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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