5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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