brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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