we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is the high leading the old right now
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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