Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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