i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I fill condoms, not promises.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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