Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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