This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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