he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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