It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to have your abortion
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry about my life...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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