Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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