hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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