pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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