Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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