I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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