yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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