I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm bleeding and have questions
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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