Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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