...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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