C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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