i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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