that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you win again, gameday.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
