They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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