I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
