The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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