I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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