i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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