gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm passing your future prison.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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