I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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