i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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