I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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