I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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