whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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