can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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