he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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