Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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