Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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