Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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