my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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