when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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