Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
third nipple confirmed
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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