she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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