my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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