Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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