But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize