found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
zippers are such a cool invention
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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