Sry I called you an 8
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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