Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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