i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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