No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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