I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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