There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
